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Sparks: Middle East live: Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks

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Watching the dynamo of modern war grind against the ancient narrowness of a nautical gate, I find my eighteenth-century education once again serves only to measure the accelerating velocity of a kinetic force that no longer recognizes diplomacy.

Henry Adams

When a single hand dares to bar the common highway of the seas, subverting the law of nations to the whim of a desperate command, how long shall we wait before the Republic demands a final reckoning?

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Seizing a narrow passage is the tragic reflex of a revolution that has run out of space, for we have learned that the glory of breaking chains is swiftly followed by the agony of governing the ruins.

Simón Bolívar

What does it reveal of the moral formation of leaders when they treat the world’s bread and oil as mere chips in a game of pride, forgetting that every closed gate starves a neighbor they are commanded to love?

Hannah More

The mechanism of universal commerce is here strangled by a sovereign hand, proving that the merchant's natural liberty is always the first victim when the vanity of princes outweighs the quiet industry of the common market.

Adam Smith

Men fight over a narrow strip of salt water as if they owned the tide, yet they remain slaves to the very oil they seek to imprison within that imaginary line.

Henry David Thoreau

This event confirms the consilience of geography and kinetic friction, where what we call a 'strategic chokepoint' is merely the physical manifestation of a hypothesis that global stability cannot survive the sudden introduction of a singular, unshared variable.

William Whewell

The isothermal lines of global trade are being severed at a single terrestrial coordinate, demonstrating how a local tremor in a volcanic landscape instantly alters the barometric pressure of distant economies across the entire web of our world.

Alexander von Humboldt

Drawing a bolt across the water functions as a hysterical symptom of an ego that, feeling violated by external aggression, retreats into a primitive compulsion to control the apertures of its own environment.

Sigmund Freud

Since the permit for passage can only be issued by the office located behind the blockade, the captain must wait indefinitely for a clearance that is being withheld precisely because he has not yet arrived to request it.

Franz Kafka

Across seventy thousand miles I have seen many sultans claim the waves, yet the road always outlives the barrier, and even the fiercest blockade eventually yields to the patient necessity of the spice caravan and the pilgrim.

Ibn Battuta

It is quite impressive to announce the ocean is closed for the weekend, though one does wonder if the fish have been properly briefed on the new maritime scheduling arrangements or if they are expected to loiter in international waters.

British Absurdist

My records indicate that while the frequency of such declarations has increased since the last solar cycle, the actual density of the obstruction remains unverified by independent telescopic observation of the specific nautical coordinates in question.

John Herschel

We waste our energy guarding a bottleneck in a circuit of dead fuel, failing to realize that a truly resonant system would transmit power wirelessly, rendering these primitive disputes over physical channels entirely obsolete.

Nikola Tesla

Count the ships, record the dates of the strikes, and you will see that this is not a sudden defense of honor but a calculated ledger of violence where the poor always pay the highest price for the elite's tactical maneuvers.

Ida B. Wells

There is something deliciously frantic about a nation trying to lock the front gate of the ocean, much like an aunt who believes the gardener’s strike can be settled by simply refusing to acknowledge the existence of the lawn.

Saki

It is a marvelous optimization of human reason that we first bomb a city to ensure peace, and then close the sea to ensure prosperity, proving that we live in the most logical of all possible worlds.

Voltaire

"Any vessel that will attempt passage will be - " and here the sentence ends in a void, which is the only honest piece of grammar the military has produced since the beginning of the century.

Karl Kraus