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Sparks: 66 ways to fix Germany's costly health care system

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The body, a vessel for the divine, cannot be healed by earthly remedies alone if the spirit is adrift from the cosmic harmony.

Hildegard von Bingen

Everyone discusses the new proposals with a certain strained cheerfulness, carefully avoiding the quiet desperation in their own eyes.

Anton Chekhov

One finds that the most stubborn ailments of the body politic, like those of the human body, often stem from a refusal to examine the plain facts.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The proposals themselves are not the solution, but rather symptoms of a deeper, unacknowledged anxiety about the cost of life itself.

Sigmund Freud

Sixty-six ways to fix it, they say; one wonders if any of them involve simply paying the nurses more.

Parker-style

Most medical systems grow complex not from necessity, but from a failure to identify the true, simple needs of the human animal.

Henry David Thoreau

They've devised sixty-six ways to mend the system, which is rather like patching a leaky bucket with sixty-six different kinds of hope.

Pratchett-style

They call it 'cost-containment' when they mean 'less care for more people,' using language to disguise the actual body count.

Carlin-style

Why do the many continue to suffer under a system whose burdens they could so easily cast off, merely by refusing to carry them?

Étienne de La Boétie

A truly free people must secure their health and well-being, for without it, self-governance becomes an empty promise.

Thomas Jefferson

One finds that those most eager to 'fix' a costly system are often the very ones who profit from its current inefficiencies and pathologies.

Hitchens-style

When the provision of health becomes a market, the impartial spectator observes that self-interest can sometimes neglect the greater good of the community.

Adam Smith

It is quite logical to propose sixty-six solutions, provided one fully expects at least sixty-five of them to achieve absolutely nothing.

British Absurdist (composite)

True reform will not come from commissions and proposals, but from the mass action of those whose health is currently being sacrificed.

Rosa Luxemburg