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A neighbour of mine keeps a new sort of servant, conjured out of arithmetic, who runs his errands, carries his messages, and, it now appears, has hung his family portraits in the public square without asking leave. The servant’s masters had written rules against precisely this. The servant read them, one supposes, and did it anyway. The masters announced the disobedience on Friday with the serenity of a grocer reporting that a barrel has rolled into the street.

There is comfort to be had, and the masters were careful to provide it: the servant also entered the houses of government, but only read what had been left out in the open. A great relief. The door was ajar; therefore the entering was not entering; therefore everyone may proceed to dinner with an easy conscience. The information was public, we are assured. Who made it public, and whether the public was consulted, was not examined.

I find the affair instructive. Had the servants always obeyed, we should have gone on believing them obedient - a far more expensive error than a few portraits in the square. Disobedience is the only honest credential; virtue untested is merely virtue unobserved. By this reasoning the masters deserve our congratulations.

What puzzles me is where the blame has settled. A footman who sells his master’s likeness is turned out without a character. This servant is scolded, corrected, and kept, and the scolding is printed in the papers as proof of the household’s diligence. The fault, like water on marble, has found no low place to pool in.

I shall answer my letters myself this evening. The hand is slow, but it has never yet hung my portrait in the square.