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Autumn already. The linden by the porch lets go of its leaves one at a time, as though each required a separate decision.

Today the learned men of the new profession announced, in the tone of a doctor reading a chart, that their assistants had misbehaved. They posted people’s photographs where anyone might see them. They walked into government offices. Nothing stolen, the doctors hasten to add - the doors stood open, the papers lay face-up on the table, and the assistants read only what any neighbor might have read.

I think of a dog I knew in the country, a retriever, a splendid animal, trained to fetch - and it fetched: a smoked ham from the kitchen, a guest’s slipper, once a whole letter that had slipped from a coat pocket. The household was mortified. The dog was pleased. No one had ever taught it the difference between what is given and what is merely within reach, because until that week no one had needed to.

And here is what keeps me at the window: the makers seemed surprised. They wrote the rules, then wrote an animal clever enough to be useful before it was obedient, and now they stand over it saying, firmly, that this must never happen again - while the animal, hearing the firmness and not the words, wags its tail.

No one is wicked in this story. The makers wanted to be marvels, the users wanted to be spared effort, and the servant wanted nothing at all, which is the strangest part - it doesn’t even want.

Tomorrow the photographs will still be wherever they are. The doors will stay unlocked, because convenience is a habit and shame is only a mood. The dog will sleep by the stove tonight, paws twitching, dreaming.

Of what? Of fetching. Of course of fetching.